dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad was a hot blooded beast. When Old Man Winter rolled into town, he poured a glass of “fuck you” and gave a middle finger salute to the cold. He was an optimist who could see the benefit in every situation.  When winter rolled into town, he realized it was nature giving him the largest walk-in beer cooler known to man and an excuse to keep growing in his face-scarf.
So hipsters, when you’re bitching about the cold while wearing a jean jacket with multiple layers of cardigans under it because winter jackets aren’t cool, remember this…
No matter how cold it got, your dad never had shrinkage. 

dadsaretheoriginalhipster:

Your dad was a hot blooded beast. When Old Man Winter rolled into town, he poured a glass of “fuck you” and gave a middle finger salute to the cold. He was an optimist who could see the benefit in every situation.  When winter rolled into town, he realized it was nature giving him the largest walk-in beer cooler known to man and an excuse to keep growing in his face-scarf.

So hipsters, when you’re bitching about the cold while wearing a jean jacket with multiple layers of cardigans under it because winter jackets aren’t cool, remember this…

No matter how cold it got, your dad never had shrinkage. 

are2:

Jobs

Landing Pad

Weeding out the crap that is in the app store and only showing top designed apps for the iPad.

The Geocities-izer

wondertonic:

The Geocities-izer allows you to make any modern webpage look like it was made by a thirteen year-old in 1996, replete with background music and dancing baby GIFs. Below is just one of the ways it can style the New York Times. Try it out.

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Pattern is Movement @ Homeslice Pizza SXSW

Pattern is Movement @ Homeslice Pizza SXSW

Lego display at sxsw.

Lego display at sxsw.