dadsaretheoriginalhipster:
Your dad was a hot blooded beast. When Old Man Winter rolled into town, he poured a glass of “fuck you” and gave a middle finger salute to the cold. He was an optimist who could see the benefit in every situation. When winter rolled into town, he realized it was nature giving him the largest walk-in beer cooler known to man and an excuse to keep growing in his face-scarf.
So hipsters, when you’re bitching about the cold while wearing a jean jacket with multiple layers of cardigans under it because winter jackets aren’t cool, remember this…
No matter how cold it got, your dad never had shrinkage.